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Doctors are used to getting calls at any hour. One night a man phoned his doctor,
waking him up. "I'm really sorry to bother you so late," he said, "but I think my
wife has appendicitis."
Still half asleep, the doctor reminded him that he had removed his wife's inflamed
appendix a couple of years before. "Whoever heard of a second appendix?" the doctor
asked.
"You may not have heard of a second appendix, doc," the man replied, "but surely
you've heard of a second wife."
lol
Funny.